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Saturday, May 12, 2007


Kinky Carnival
- 6:41 PM


 
How fun does this look?!

I can't get anyone to go with me and it starts in 20 minutes an hour away. Woe is me. I can't wait till I can move to Seattle and be where it's at. Maybe if I ever get a job at Boeing. (gag) or maybe i'll just start looking over there when I get back from france. $10 an hour is not enough for me.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007


Fantasies
- 10:27 PM


 
I oftentimes find myself wishing my parents had been terribly interesting people, and that I had turned out like a total Spastic. Or Maybe a Charming-High-tea-socialite. Or a Gyspy. Or maybe a God-Fearing Gardener. Or a Ninja.

You know? What were my parents thinking? I wasn't trained, or brainwashed, or beaten into submission. Sigh.

I don't even get those weird fantasies that Animals are speaking to me, or that i'm in some dreamworld.

I guess i'm just ranting that nothing weird ever happens to me.

I wish I was weirder.

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Ok, picture me running around a dressing room full of naked clowns with my hair on fire while screaming "fierce is the puppy god!" over and over.

Ok, now re-read your post.

See? The two aren't different in terms of shock value because 1. You are weird and unique and 2. I am insane.

Win/win situation.
 
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Sunday, March 04, 2007


Now and Then
- 11:02 PM


 
I love this movie. I remember watching it with an old friend when I lived in Orting Washington.

I can't believe how young Christina Ricci, Thora Birch and Gaby Hoffman look. Ricci was just in Entertainment Weekly, she looked so elegant, her hair was curly and she had a pleasantville-esque about her.

I wish I had more girlfriends. Speaking of good friends, my friend and her husband took me out, got me drunk and let me puke in her car. Wasn't that sweet? I cannot handle my liquor, and have issued rule number one of our trip to France. No Drinking for Me.

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I really like that movie. I also watched it on Sunday. It was on TBS early in the AM right after Sugar & Spice.
 
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Sunday, November 19, 2006


a book, a pierce, a new job
- 9:00 PM


 
I have a second job as an Adult Toy Party Consultant. (CLicking the link will take you to my toy site

I am sure you can sign up for parties there, or through me, or you can just buy toys.

In preperation for the arrival of my toys I have been straightening up and researching. I bought a stamp with my name, number and website, as well as my title.

In addition to that, I purchased two books from barnes and noble in the mall. the first "sex toy: an a-z guide to the sex toy" and the other was reviewed in the PI "Indecent: How I Make It and Fake It as a Girl for Hire."

I also got my cartelidge pierced.

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